So speaking of New Years. What kind of New Year Resolutions do all of you have? Does it involve losing some weight? Eating more healthy? Or spending more time with the family?
Well, I went and asked some dogs and cats what their resolutions would be this year. I've got some wild replies!
MOJO the Dog: "I will stop being a poop ninja. I poop in the house mysteriously and have never been seen and caught. Or I will develop some thumbs to clean up my turds myself."
SKIZZLE the Cat: "I will stop leaving rat guts on the bedside carpet for my parent's bare feet to find in the middle of the night."
LOBA the Cat: "I will stop chewing on slippers."
SHORTY the Cat: "I will stop peeing on the hardwood floor."
CAROLINA BLUE the Dog: "I will stop eating cat poo!"
MOLLY the Dog: "I will resolve to puke less because I think I am being ignored."
ABBY the Dog: "I resolve not to get so jealous when Mom plays with the cat more."
FIGARO the Cat: "I resolve nothing! I am perfect!"
ZIPPER the Cat: "I will cover my poo when I get out of the cat box."
TROUBLE the Cat: "I'm going to call Jenny Craig!"
VINCENT the Dog: "Must resolve to sleep more in the middle of the bed and keep Daddy's hands off Mommy."
ISABELLA the Dog: "Must resolve to get more sloppy kisses from anyone who gets at least 6-inches away from me."
BEBE the Dog: "Must stop being so scared of everything."
LOKI: "Must take over the world. And find a side-kick to help."
POODAMAN the Dog: "I will give up the plaid blanket."
BEAR the Dog: "I will resolve to recover quickly from an upcoming ACL surgery."
DUKE the Dog: "Be a good boy!"
FIZZGIG the Cat: "Catch something small and fuzzy."
JACK the Dog: "I will stop tearing up cardboard boxes."
MEAMY the Dog: "I will stop yelling at mom when I think I'm even a little big hungry."
SIMON the Dog: "I will stop eating cat poo directly from the litter box."
Well, it looks like there is a lot of similar resolution trends. STOP EATING POOP OF ANY KIND!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!